We Know What Fly Fishermen Really Need: Fish With Frickin Laser Beams
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Let’s face it — you’ve already got so many fly rods that deciding which to take on your next trip already consumes most of the day.
You don’t need more. What you do need is: Fish with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.
From the “Think Geek” online catalog:
In the future, all fish will be born with lasers. It’s just how life will evolve. They will have lasers, and it’s just something we’ll have to get used to. Until then, we have the next best thing to natural selection: Piranhaz R/C Battle Fish! These fish are just the thing to make your boring fish tank extraordinary. Time to turn your fish tank into a Battle Arena!
That aquarium filled with stoneflies and trout getting kinda boring? Tired of cleaning up after that small bass you brought home for fly pattern testing?
With these infrared-remote controlled fish, you can strike terror in the hearts of your aquarium fish, or — if you’re really bored and your spouse isn’t smart enough to say “no” — you can battle fish v fish using the frickin’ lasers on the fish heads.
Think of the hours of happy, joyous, rapturous fun!
For that matter, does anyone think they could get enough range out of one of these remote-control babies to terrorize the trout at that slow-moving pool?
I can think of one big trout that deserves it for the things he’s done to me…
Once again Undergrounders, the floor is yours. Will all fish in the future have frickin’ laser beams on their heads?
See you at the aquarium, Tom Chandler.
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